GET INTO A RELAXED MOOD WHILE YOU LEARN ALL ABOUT CYBERSECURITY
A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned. The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned. The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.
An old farmer wrote a letter to his son who is in prison. “Son, this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me”. The son replied his father “Dad don’t even think of digging the field because that’s where I buried the money I stole”.
The police and prison authorities on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found. The next day the son wrote his father again “Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here.” Dad replied “Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command policemen to work for me.
I was so surprised to see the Inspector General of Police and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest.”
You enter the high school lab and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.